Seriously, learn these or GFY.
Blackberry Messenger Etiquette
Oh hello Sir (or madam). My name is Amy. I see you have stumbled across this little guide. You see, after almost 3 months of regularly using my BBM and after countless of idiots who have added me, I've decided to make this little guide/rant. Please pay very close attention, get your blackberry near you and send the children out of the room.
1. Hi! Thanks for adding me! The polite thing to do would be say a quick 'Hello'. That's what normally gets the conversation started. Don't sit there on my list for months on end without a single word, I feel like I barely know you! Don't be shy, drop a line by me.
2. When starting a new conversation with stranger, first impressions make a difference. Do NOT go 'nudez plz' or 'hey u single' or 'pictures now'. It's extremely rude and the least you could do is be polite.
3. NO I DON'T HAVE NAKED PICTURES NOR DO I WANT THEM TO SHARE THEM WITH YOU. Go bother your other cam whores. I'm sure they will have a fantastic time baring their bodies just because you told them to.
4. NO I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR DICK. PUT IT AWAY YOU LONELY BASTARD.
Real men with self esteem do not go flashing these photos right after I asked 'Oh haha. Is it nice in Miami?'
5. Please keep in mind time zones and that people come from all over the world, not only your town. I like to ask 'what time is it there?' sometimes to get an understanding as well as an ice breaker.
6. It says D and R for a reason. D equals delivered and R is received, not rainbows. It tells you whether it got sent to my blackberry and if I read it yet.
7. I did not read it so stop sending me msg constantly after every goddamn 2 seconds! I have a life. I have other contacts. You're not the only one I talk to and I'm not hanging onto my seat waiting for your reply. Nothing revolves entirely around your BB.
8. NO PICS. If I don't feel comfortable showing you my photo, say 'ok'. Do not go 'bitch' and delete me. If I see you in real life, I will give you the worst verbal lashing you will ever receive.
9. People who go '.......? hello? you thre. heyyyyyyy where are you' after two seconds should be shot. Or deleted.
10. Unavailable means exactly that. Seriously. Respect it.
11. Broadcast should not be worn down to death. Don't use it everyday just to type 'hi'. Don't use it to post long-ass chain letters that takes up three screens. No one likes them in emails, no one would appreciate it on BBM.
12. I deleted you once for probably for a very good reason. DO NOT add me back, just take the hint. If I ignored your request, don't add me on MSN either.
More to be added as I receive more irritating contacts.
Oh well, I guess it's not entirely their fault. They just haven't learnt the BlackBerry Messenger Rules yet. Let's go spread the good word! (:
Blackberry Messenger Etiquette
Oh hello Sir (or madam). My name is Amy. I see you have stumbled across this little guide. You see, after almost 3 months of regularly using my BBM and after countless of idiots who have added me, I've decided to make this little guide/rant. Please pay very close attention, get your blackberry near you and send the children out of the room.
1. Hi! Thanks for adding me! The polite thing to do would be say a quick 'Hello'. That's what normally gets the conversation started. Don't sit there on my list for months on end without a single word, I feel like I barely know you! Don't be shy, drop a line by me.
2. When starting a new conversation with stranger, first impressions make a difference. Do NOT go 'nudez plz' or 'hey u single' or 'pictures now'. It's extremely rude and the least you could do is be polite.
3. NO I DON'T HAVE NAKED PICTURES NOR DO I WANT THEM TO SHARE THEM WITH YOU. Go bother your other cam whores. I'm sure they will have a fantastic time baring their bodies just because you told them to.
4. NO I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR DICK. PUT IT AWAY YOU LONELY BASTARD.
Real men with self esteem do not go flashing these photos right after I asked 'Oh haha. Is it nice in Miami?'
5. Please keep in mind time zones and that people come from all over the world, not only your town. I like to ask 'what time is it there?' sometimes to get an understanding as well as an ice breaker.
6. It says D and R for a reason. D equals delivered and R is received, not rainbows. It tells you whether it got sent to my blackberry and if I read it yet.
7. I did not read it so stop sending me msg constantly after every goddamn 2 seconds! I have a life. I have other contacts. You're not the only one I talk to and I'm not hanging onto my seat waiting for your reply. Nothing revolves entirely around your BB.
9. People who go '.......? hello? you thre. heyyyyyyy where are you' after two seconds should be shot. Or deleted.
10. Unavailable means exactly that. Seriously. Respect it.
11. Broadcast should not be worn down to death. Don't use it everyday just to type 'hi'. Don't use it to post long-ass chain letters that takes up three screens. No one likes them in emails, no one would appreciate it on BBM.
12. I deleted you once for probably for a very good reason. DO NOT add me back, just take the hint. If I ignored your request, don't add me on MSN either.
More to be added as I receive more irritating contacts.
Oh well, I guess it's not entirely their fault. They just haven't learnt the BlackBerry Messenger Rules yet. Let's go spread the good word! (:
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