Fact: Asian Parents are the worst

I just thought of something recently. My mom was bossing me around to do stuff and I thought of a typical asian reaction scale thing for anything the children do.
Or at least my mom would do.

Grades:
A+: So proud of you, my daughter =DD
A: Still very good, keep it up. =)
A-: Ehhh..try harder..
B: Study harder!
C++: AI-YAHHH why must you disappoint me so?
C+: Disowned as a daughter
C: Get out of this house and never darken our doorstep again.
C-: You're still here? -Gets the 0.8 caliber-
F: Body deposited in local ditch with knife wounds

Gay:
1) Kick me out of the house
2) Disown this strange child
3) Chop off my wee wee (If I was a guy)
4) Pray to God to cure me
5) "You dishonor our family, our life, and everything we worked for!"
6) Beat me until I'm not gay
7) Send me to doctor because they will say "Don't worry its just a disease, we will cure you with pills"
8) Hire male strippers/whores


If I dated someone that wasn't asian:

1) Lock up all valuables before he comes in
2) (grandma to black guys) *chinese* Ohhhhh heyy yun! (Ooooh black guy! :D)
3) Starts naming off races which I cant marry because they'll take me to their country and use me as a slave and beat me
4) OMGOMG watch this. HILARIOUS
You know what I find strange, how guys sometimes say 'I wanna make hot mixed babies' or 'there go my children..' (when I sack em). It's odd assuming that girls would even WANT to get married to you and still it's a little young thinking about that. A below average comeback would be 'oh well who would even want to make babies with you?'. you're jsut so easy to diss when you say that.. anyways what I'm trying to say is...nothing. I lost my train of thought. O.O

CLICKY THE LINK. it's funny.

Kev: Hey dad, I've got bad news, I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: WHAT? With who? o.o
Kev: A black girl
Dad: WHAT??!!

Teheee^^