Emmie's Shelf: Fact: What's in your wallet?

WTFFF I'm banned from posting in basil! >:(

For a week or so, what on earth?

I haven't even broken any rules.

GAWDDD.

Anyways, there was a thread about things in your wallet but since all my posts got deleted, there is no one to admire my genius so I'm going to post it here. =/

I quite like my wallet actually. I keep some pretty interesting stuff in it and my friends love dissecting my contents each time I have it out. o.O

Inside my Unison cow printed wallet, I have:

-15% off Ardene's membership card

-old pre-paid cell phone card kept only because it has a lovely picture of a Geisha on it

-old aunt's business card

-the Bay gift card ($50)

-Miles card

-H20 membership card

-Movie gift card

-Chapters gift card

-Three student ID cards; gr8,gr9,gr10

-expired library card ($14 dollars :D)

*counts money*

*puts pennies on the desk*

-$25 in bills

-$3.25 in coins

-NX gift card-just kidding. D; -SOB-

-list of emergency numbers

-keychain dangle

I think that's it. Oh wait.

*turns empty wallet upside down*

-shower of sticky pictures come out-

And now my purse! :D

it KINDA looks like this, only with big pink, blue, black white flowers everywhere. I can't seem to find the design online, must be a fake then. ;_;

AHA. you can (kinda) see it under my arm in that pic!

old pic, I know. I haven't cam-whored in several weeks.

Or as lily would say:

Lily: I haven't seen myself in so long!

-lifts mirror-

me: Here you are! :D

lily: nuuuu, like be in camera..

me: ....you just..took a picture of yourself 15 minutes ago..

Woahhh just stumbled along a pic on FB.

Camera whoring in toy-r-us! =DDD

I forgot about thatttt

ZOMG we weirdos.

Ima post pics up nao ;D

Oopsy-daisy! <3 href="http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3223309&id=826890640" id="myphotolink">

woww awesome pic :DDD

Stop horsing around.

omg

the puns.

they never end!

OMFGGGG LOL

IM STUCK IN THIS TINY CAR XDDD

We're awesome and you know it. :]

My discarded bag:

=( Amy, why must you abandon me like this? I hold your heavy books everyday, I make a good whacking tool, I-I even make a fantastic fashion statement for you that boldly states: I am a teenager who, apart from not behaving like an adolescent, also does not dress like one either and carries around accessories printed with cartoon figures I should have left behind in the womb and yet I am too busy having fun with my friends and enjoying life to worry about trivial things like what I carry around on my shoulder and figures as long as I like it and think it's cute, i don't care much what you think. Oh WHY oh WHY must you treat me like this? D;

He gave me a ride on his stallion. ;o

LOL

LOL.

Notice the pained look on the horse's face..

Oh hot damn , this is my jam

Keep me partying till the A.M

Yall don’t understand , make me throw my hands

In the ayer , ay , ayer , ayer , ay , ayer

Sex is a lot like math.

You subtract the clothes.

Add the bed.

Divide the legs.

And hope you don't multiply! :D

Oh yesshh they're so hairy.

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFLLL

-dies-

They're a little lop-sided rick.

please invest in a proper fitting bra and perhaps nipple tape so we don't have to see your inch long nipples poke outta your shirt. :]