Beauty comes at a price sometimes, but none is more costly than your own dignity.
FACE SLIMMING MASK
This is the famous 'face slimming' mask. It is raved about in Asia about it's abilities to reduce fat, sagging cheeks, hydrate skin and make a great halloween mask.
Apart from scaring children and being a fantastic conversation starter, it also reduces fine lines and wrinkles on the face.
Seriously, doesn't it remind you of a certain classic horror movie and a certain Dr Hannibal Lector?
They could be cousins!
EYE SHADOW STICKER
Remember several years ago in elementary school when everyone was really into sticker collecting and you needed at least 2 sticker books otherwise you'd be shunned? And sometimes you got so so caught up in rearranging the placement of your stickers and ran out of fingers to hold them (too many stickers, only 10 fingers) and stick some on your face? And when you pulled it away, it left a red mark or a thin film?
This is that sticker. Only when you pull it away, you get African animal prints. I think I'll stick with my stickerbook, kthx.
EYE JEWELERY
This thing is called eye jewelery. Because 8 parts of your body wasn't enough, let's go put crystals on our eyes!
How I imagine this was created:
Inventor 1: You guys, we have to come up with an invention ASAP! We're going to be fired unless we come up with another creative way to wear jewelery!
Inventor 2: Toes..ankles..nails.. NONONO! They're all taken already!
Inventor 3: Unless...
Inventor 1 & 2: Unless?
Inventor 3: I got it! We'll make CONTACTS for the eyes that DANGLE jewelery by a STRING that's down to the CHEEK!
Inventor 1: That's.....
Inventor 2: BRILLIANT! Tell the boss, hire the workers and ship those things out by tomorrow!
YSL SAFETY PIN
I saw this in an asian magazine retailing for over 2000 yuan.
This is a silver safety pin being passed off as a designer clothing pin.
This is ridiculous.
I really don't see the hype about this product. Could just as easily buy a simple spray bottle and a can of Evian water and use that instead for under $3.
I don't know where the extra 7 bucks go when you choose to buy this can. Is it the packaging that is so costly? The aerosol thingamajig? The cap..?
Well as you know, Evian is just naive spelled backwards.
Luckily I don't need any of that stuff! I am 70 percent natural and would like to keep it that way.
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