Showing posts with label movie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movie. Show all posts

Monday, March 29, 2010

Alice in Wonderland Review

Alice in Wonderland Review

Plot:

In the film, Alice is now nineteen years old and accidentally returns to Underland (misheard by Alice and believed to be called Wonderland), a place she visited thirteen years previously. She is told that she is the only one who can slay the Jabberwocky, a dragon-like creature controlled by the Red Queen who terrorizes Underland's inhabitants.

Opinion:

I saw the movie Alice in Wonderland recently (more like a week ago) and thought I'd give my opinion on it. I heard from somewhere that you'd either love the movie or hate it. Well I viewed the film and I can safely say that I'm sitting on the fence about it. I thought it was quite funny and a great movie to laugh at. However with that said, I was expecting a bit more from Tim Burton and the duo Depp and Carter. I didn't really get 'into' the movie, by that I mean it didn't hold my attention as much as Sweeney Todd or another film did. Because Tim Burton directed this, I was hoping for the quirky, disturbing, creepy yet uplifting films I've come to love.

I didn't really like Mia Wasikowska as Alice. I thought that she was portrayed as quite dull and boring. I mean, you're in Underland, girl! Play it up a bit, act astounded for even a second. When you're on this amazing journey with beautiful CGI animated surroundings, you need to have more than one facial expression during the whole time. And during the movie, Alice's beauty was raved about several times. I must have bad taste, because I thought she looked sleep deprived. I wasn't a fan of her eyes.. bright green contacts would have spiked it up a bit.

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I LOVED the Alice in Wonderful book by Lewis Carroll, read it everyday when I was stuck in China. Now that book was mad, a plot that twists and turns, goofy characters, spontaneous court battle and a spunky Alice who later tramples on the Card Soldiers because 'they're just a bunch of cards!'. Not this Jabberwocky slaying, mad hatter saving, stoned caterpillar nonsense. I'm aware that this movie is like a sequel to the book, but wouldn't this be all really confusing to someone who has never read the original story? The Calender scroll kinda spoiled the whole movie from the beginning. You know that's going to happen, there's no surprise in that. And who agrees with me that the dialogue was hard to hear half the time? This flick needs subtitles.

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TL;DR

Good film to relax and enjoy with friends. Don't come in with high expectations and you will leave more satisfied.

Oh and during the scene where Alice tells the Hatter that she can't stay in Underland, someone in the audience yelled 'NOOOO!' and it was really funny (:



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Alice outfit change! She changes clothing 5 times in the movie (: Missing the other dress that the Hatter makes for her when she shrinks.

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Friday, September 11, 2009

Why you should watch Jennifer's Body

This is my list of reasons to see the movie Jennifer's body after seeing the trailer.

The plot: Jennifer's Body revolves around the character Jennifer (Megan Fox), a mean-girl cheerleader possessed by a demon who begins feeding off the boys in a Minnesota farming town. It is then up to her "plain Jane" best friend Needy (Amanda Seyfried) to kill Jennifer, escape from a correctional facility, and go after lead singer Nikolai (Adam Brody) and his Satan-worshiping rock band responsible for the transformation. ~IMDB




Hello! What an awesome cast of actors and actresses they have! The very talented and natural Amanda Seyfried, the tasty and adorable Adam Brody and of course, the sexy and drool-worthy eye candy MEGAN FOX.

I haven't seen much of Fox's acting as of yet and this is her first big acting role. I loved her in Transformers but she had very few lines in the movie and I couldn't get a good sense of her talent. I hope she'll impress us!


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I haven't seen a movie with a high school setting since Twilight and HSM3 and I'd like to forget about those TYVM. I love LOVE school setting films because I get to see all the stereotypes and laugh at them. The cheerleader, the loser, the jocks, the nerds and the goths. Who always gets brutally murdered, by the way. Goths FTL.







Oh yes. There will be boobs.
There are TONS photo of Megan Fox topless but I'm not allowed to post nudity on my blog. Go look for them yourself, you know how to porn search. There are at least two scenes in the movie with Fox topless.
There will NOT be full-on nudity however, she has stated she would not do any nude scenes or posing. HAHA just give her a couple years. ;]





There will be killing scenes and blood galore! Hopefully it's gory enough to create tons of excitement as well as disgust but not so much to make it a horror film.
Let's hope it's a thriller-comedy-suspense-porn-CLASSIC!



This scene where she's burning her tongue?
So disturbing and yet highly erotic. And funny.

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It's a movie designed to please everyone. There is romance (between Needy and some boy), suspense, GORE (there are quite a few killing scenes), comedy, BOOBS, easily quotable lines ("I go both ways", "You need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation"), a possible lesbian scene and the hotter-than-the-surface-of-the-sun-or-the-hood-of-a-car-during-a-heat-wave MEGAN FUCKING FOX.


I would pay to watch the damn movie just to be hypnotized by her stunning eyes and killer body. Oh shit, what am I saying? I'm a girl, this is crazy.
And yet......





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Peace to all the lovers, haters and masturbaters.

(: