Friday, September 11, 2009

Why you should watch Jennifer's Body

This is my list of reasons to see the movie Jennifer's body after seeing the trailer.

The plot: Jennifer's Body revolves around the character Jennifer (Megan Fox), a mean-girl cheerleader possessed by a demon who begins feeding off the boys in a Minnesota farming town. It is then up to her "plain Jane" best friend Needy (Amanda Seyfried) to kill Jennifer, escape from a correctional facility, and go after lead singer Nikolai (Adam Brody) and his Satan-worshiping rock band responsible for the transformation. ~IMDB




Hello! What an awesome cast of actors and actresses they have! The very talented and natural Amanda Seyfried, the tasty and adorable Adam Brody and of course, the sexy and drool-worthy eye candy MEGAN FOX.

I haven't seen much of Fox's acting as of yet and this is her first big acting role. I loved her in Transformers but she had very few lines in the movie and I couldn't get a good sense of her talent. I hope she'll impress us!


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I haven't seen a movie with a high school setting since Twilight and HSM3 and I'd like to forget about those TYVM. I love LOVE school setting films because I get to see all the stereotypes and laugh at them. The cheerleader, the loser, the jocks, the nerds and the goths. Who always gets brutally murdered, by the way. Goths FTL.







Oh yes. There will be boobs.
There are TONS photo of Megan Fox topless but I'm not allowed to post nudity on my blog. Go look for them yourself, you know how to porn search. There are at least two scenes in the movie with Fox topless.
There will NOT be full-on nudity however, she has stated she would not do any nude scenes or posing. HAHA just give her a couple years. ;]





There will be killing scenes and blood galore! Hopefully it's gory enough to create tons of excitement as well as disgust but not so much to make it a horror film.
Let's hope it's a thriller-comedy-suspense-porn-CLASSIC!



This scene where she's burning her tongue?
So disturbing and yet highly erotic. And funny.

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It's a movie designed to please everyone. There is romance (between Needy and some boy), suspense, GORE (there are quite a few killing scenes), comedy, BOOBS, easily quotable lines ("I go both ways", "You need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation"), a possible lesbian scene and the hotter-than-the-surface-of-the-sun-or-the-hood-of-a-car-during-a-heat-wave MEGAN FUCKING FOX.


I would pay to watch the damn movie just to be hypnotized by her stunning eyes and killer body. Oh shit, what am I saying? I'm a girl, this is crazy.
And yet......





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Peace to all the lovers, haters and masturbaters.

(:

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

said well and im a boy, and i lol when u said im a girl. and im a dude who is obsessed with her and this movie. it is a shame she is married because im JELLO that it isnt me.

and i love the last line:
Peace to all the lovers, haters and masturbaters.

Anonymous said...

ah and yeah i know it is a year old post but hey idk.

Emmie Wong said...

Haha thanks for all the love! And I understand your obsession... she's a gorgeous girl.

Anonymous said...

lo more months apart and your welcome. it was funny how i forgot what site this was but then out of know where bam.